Sometimes I'm so awesome I amaze my own damn self.

personal-writer-for-el-blanco:

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

What about other languages?

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

realniggaannouncements:

Man you know Dracula was invented by white people. Homies weakness was a seasoning, the sun and Jesus Christ

iamveryamused:

1896 tiara made for Queen Charlotte, the second wife of the last Württemberg king, Wilhelm II (r. 1891-1918) by the Stuttgart court jeweler Eduard Foehr (1835-1904) in the rococo style. The tiara can be dismantled and the sections worn as brooches or hair ornaments.

iamveryamused:

1896 tiara made for Queen Charlotte, the second wife of the last Württemberg king, Wilhelm II (r. 1891-1918) by the Stuttgart court jeweler Eduard Foehr (1835-1904) in the rococo style. The tiara can be dismantled and the sections worn as brooches or hair ornaments.

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

Erasure - Always
485,787 plays

montyspookypla:

unicornsquad:

Always - Erasure

HOLD ON

THROUGH THE NIGHT

THERE WILL BE NO SHAME

ALLLLWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU

AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU

AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY

OH LOOOVE

How to have a zero drama fandom
Step 1: like a thing
Step 2: find a few close friends who also like the thing
Step 3: don't talk to anyone else in the fandom literally those 5-6 persons are your fandom

stereolights:

queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  
It was really nice of her.


Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

impalasscent:

destipie99:

spinachandchocolate:

claireruns:

manorhousebey:

My sister in Chicago sent me this today.  

It was really nice of her.

Tell her I say thanks

Tell her the entire Internet says thanks.

Tell them I say my bed is burning.

hoursago:

i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks

hoursago:

i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks

alyreality:

purplebowtieofsex:

alyreality:

purplebowtieofsex:

alyreality:

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Was it you?

Who me?

Yes you.

It couldn’t be.

You’re a lying bitch.

fandomsandfeminism:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates…. go figure.
-Lemon

It’s almost like if you make is really easy for people who don’t want to get pregnant to, in fact, not get pregnant, then you get fewer unwanted pregnancies and, thus, fewer people trying to end unwanted pregnancies. Like god damn witchcraft.

fandomsandfeminism:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates…. go figure.

-Lemon

It’s almost like if you make is really easy for people who don’t want to get pregnant to, in fact, not get pregnant, then you get fewer unwanted pregnancies and, thus, fewer people trying to end unwanted pregnancies.

Like god damn witchcraft.

chinaism:

夜樱 by 鹿菏

chinaism:

夜樱 by 鹿菏

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".