Sometimes I'm so awesome I amaze my own damn self.

panty-christ:

panty-christ:

not-a-reindeer:

I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.

FOR 528,491 MINUTES

i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel 

husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

Nicki Minaj bts MTV EMA’s 2014 photoshoot

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

guesswhattimeitis:

anewbiegm:

sarahexample:

The makers of The Stanley Parable received a brilliant/terrible response to the game, so they created a trailer specifically for that person. It’s called the Raphael trailer.

I’ve only seen a little bit about The Stanley Parable, and where I was interested before I’m dying to play it now.

if you’ve played The Stanley Parable (and even if you haven’t) i urge you to watch it. it’s worth it, trust me.

phantomrose96:

There’s such an important difference between

  • I’m so upset by this character’s death! I loved them so much and it was such an emotionally charged moment! I need a week to compose myself.
  • I’m so upset by this character’s death! I loved them so much and their death was utterly pointless. It was done for unnecessary shock value and the plot will definitely suffer for it. I need a week to stop fuming.
tepitome:

I don’t think this person understands acronyms

tepitome:

I don’t think this person understands acronyms

ally-101:

Ally tip: learn to recognize the difference between a censored queer romance (i.e. Marceline and Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time) and queerbaiting (i.e. BBC Sherlock and Supernatural)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

pyonkotchi:

Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

ohgodhesloose:

One of the best lines in bad movie history