Sometimes I'm so awesome I amaze my own damn self.
the sex ed guide your parents didn’t give you

themerrymisnomer:

scullyrising:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

Once you first start noticing how often men will interrupt or talk over you if you’re a woman you can’t ever stop like every time i have a conversation with a man or participate in a class discussion i notice it and it’s honestly my biggest irritant

I’ve started to just continue my sentences but LOUDER than him. This startles the man, and then he has to stop for a moment to think about why I did that and that is when you strike. Destroy Him

yeappppp

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING


these kids these days don’t know our struggle

these kids these days don’t know our struggle

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

ladyhistory:

wtf-fun-factss:

Funny facts about U.S. presidents - WTF fun facts

HE WOULD PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS ON HIS DESK LIKE IT WAS A FREAKIN’ ELEVATOR THE TOTAL DORK

ladyhistory:

wtf-fun-factss:

Funny facts about U.S. presidents - WTF fun facts

HE WOULD PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS ON HIS DESK LIKE IT WAS A FREAKIN’ ELEVATOR THE TOTAL DORK

delilahsdawson:

This philosophy applies to SO MUCH. 

Agents want to love your book. Hiring managers want you to be exactly the person they need. The person on the other end of that blind date is hoping beyond hope that you’re their huckleberry.

oh-that-is-messy:

Maybe I’m brainless, maybe I’m foreshadowing.

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

iscahmckrae:

crimson-11-delight-dustafterrain:

andrewgiraffields:

 #remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and not be just the token funny fat friend of the main character? #remember when she ~got her life together and was happy before lorelai and that wasn’t seen as threatening?

remember how her insecurities (which she did have, because doesn’t everyone?) had nothing to do with her appearance and were more about her artistic failures, her ability to be a mom, her “annoying quirks” she thought Jackson would get tired of?

remember how even though she was often clumsy forgetful and disorganized she was still portrayed as a competent adult? remember how her decision to get married and have kids didn’t diminish her career as a master chef and entrepreneur? remember how she was a bubbly and funny supporting character without being shallow or unintelligent?

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

iamkendoll:

Come through!

But is this not a look?

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

iamkendoll:

Come through!

But is this not a look?

quasi-normalcy:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hiphopfightsback:

Pulled a fast one on us 8 year-olds,

she knew her demographic exactly and she was teachin them right